Theresa takes it up her ass.
Albert loves the ineffable flavor of eating a woman out.
It seems foolish not to enjoy the taste.
But Alex and Phineas don't.
Robert actually prefers to get off on hand jobs,
and Katie prefers to get off with sheep.
Landon jerks off in his sock so many times a day his penis starts bleeding.
He likes the pain.
Ann has a hygienic aversion to giving head,
but Britany slurps down cock smoothies like freshly squeezed orange juice
(the really good kind, of course
none of that Simply Orange bullshit).
Penny seems prudish, but she's just making sure she really likes him.
In another month or so she'll stick her finger up his ass.
Nina squirts when she comes.
It's quite beautiful, the tangible shower of pleasure.
Did you know Kris likes to be held down?
Wes and Clara don't like to talk,
Tim is horrified by how vocal Michelle is,
and Hideki and Linda both scream when they fuck.
Terrible racket for the renters upstairs.
Doug likes to pull out and come all over his girlfriend's stomach.
You wouldn't know any of that, though.
But you know if someone's a sexual deviant.
